Sahel

What the hell am I doing???? Terms is in 3 weeks!! wait no 2 weeks. I am a fat, ugly (with bad hair), useless, attention-seeking and lazy aresse. scratch my raibs!! Ah

A long week

It has been a long week. Fatigue, confusion, pespiration. Think of the glass that cracks the glimmer of light (illuminating the spatial suspension of dust) that passes through the small gap between the thick curtains.

Flip it around and let noone see. The dancing mockery that hops from one fragment to the next. "Can't touch this" The mid 80s track skips and replays in the head, " ha ha ha" the vinvyl added.
But now, no more wandering, slam me back on track ya? Think of the glass that cracks the glimm... no no, think of the glowy suspension of dust.
Spiral up and down like bubbles in a fish tank. once in a while, see that shadow? goldfish nope catfish. Catfish they tell me,but pomfret that swims in my eyes.

Let me swim in your eyes as you swim in mine.

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Just staring away

Lif in the sand

Debbeh and I

Public Blooper

I'm the best. No, seriously. It has been a very long while since I last made a public announcement, and today's results can be summarised as one word. : 'OUch"

It seems that no matter what approach I use, the highly N2-siastic or the mightilly stoned, I ca't help but end up being subjected to Public humiliation. My Heartlights video went greatly but the skit... arghhh

__Julia: "...you could also sign up as a Heartlights committee member at the CIP noticeboard"
__ Me: "(short pause, looking at script) So... What are You waiting for? Join us today and touch other people's (another short pause, looking at script) ...lives " *school erupts into laughter*

In case you missed the blooper, this is what the audience heard me say: " Join us today and touch other people"

Har Har Har. I'll go dig a hole.

Puikarnium Theory

At the first glance of any male population within an educational faculty, one would very obviously see a huge mix-match variety of characters and personalities. However, upon an analytical breakdown of the populace, a distinct streaming of social status can be observed. In conformity with any other species, the studious male human is strictly adhered to a complex system of class and power. In general, there are 3 basic social classes observed within this fascinating species; The 'Cool dudes' ( also known as the Alpha males), the 'Wallflowers' (the herding mass) and the ' Losers' ( society outcasts). For today's lecture, we would focus primarily on the 'Cool dudes'.

Also known scientifically as the Alpha males, these elitist individuals often are seen above the average social standing, that of the wallflowers. They are usually have a clear distinction from the 'other guys' and therefore seem to recieve special attention and acceptance. Many unexperienced watchers often tend to mix up 'Losers' with 'Cool dudes' due to their separation from the herd, this mistake (fortunately for us) can be easily corrected. It has been positively observed that 'cool dudes' have the ability to move the herd and yet keep their body from being spat on. So what about these alpha males? After much study, I, Professor ButterHands, have formulated the Puikarnium theory. (which you can see in my previous publishment, 'Insights to the Cerebellum')
It is common knowledge that 'Cool dudes' on their own is very much still a complex group. After much research, we have classified the alpha males into 4 distinct personalties; 'Uber-masculine (UM)', 'Gay', 'Funny' and 'Jackass'. From this, we have deduced that: (puikarnium theory)

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Any Cool dude in a faculty must be a UM, gay, funny guy or a jackass.*
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The Puikarnium theory, like any other theory, does have its limitations and flaws. Much debate has risen regarding the loophole seen here. What about a UM who is funny too? In response to these, we have reformulated the new Puikarnium theory:

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Any cool dude in a faculty must be a UM, gay, funny guy and/or a jackass, ceteris parabis.
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Practically speaking, very rarely do we see a 'pure breed' cool dude. Very often, they are of mixed variant, such as a Funny UM, a Funny gay or a UM jackass etc... However, there are certain combinations which cannot be included. These include a' UM gay' or ' Jackass gay'
Suprising results have shown that most people are supremely turned off by Uber Masculine Gays, apparently their muscular built have over-amplified their gayness to a socially unacceptable level (also known as Queer). Jackass gays are also another excluded combination from the cool dudes. Their constant complaining have made the public coin them as an equivalent to a female dog, or bitch. Suprisingly, they are also known as faggots. The relationship between them and a pile of dried twigs is still under research.

Ceteris Parabis is the situation by which all other factors remain constant. This assumption is very important as external events could very easily shift the delicate social equilibrium exhibited. For example, with the constant rising trends of 'emos', a pure breed jackass is also slowly being shifted from the cool dudes to losers as society begin to treasure the welfare of fellow members. Another example is that of relationships, should a UM funny guy dupe his socially adequate girlfriend, he may very likely be casted immediately to the Loser caste. On the other hand, should a low-profile SCIENCE uber nerd date a high flying babe from ARTS, chances are that he too will become a cool dude (not because of his personality but ironically because of his sheer exclusivity), hence the Puikarnium Theory cannot be applied. But taking these new reconsiderations and conditions into account, we can easilly apply the near-to-flawless puikarnium theory to any education facility.


--- Prof. ButterHands


Professor Butterhands is a well-endowed lecturer and author of leading books on sociology, psychology and pornography. HIs best sellers include 'How to be a psychiatrist within 40 minutes' , 'Insight into the cerebellum', ' How to loved by everyone' and 'Lord of the G-string'

Zirkai...

You were the guys who added a rainbow to Orientation

Campfire's burning

Lost and Found

Upon the last burn in the orientation campfire, I lost my beloved camera. I asked God for help, he told me to wait.
Yesterday, God gave it back to me. Seriously, GOD BLESS THE MEDIA RESOURCE CREW. Thank you David for keeping it temporarily for me too.
Woohoo, God rocks.
now... for some updated photo-blogging ...

Zirkai

**N2**

Mosaic

We bled in paints and buckets, all for you guys. But you guys are good... Hope Orientation 2005 was a blast.

Ants

The Ants go marching on

Another Reflection photo

HK in Night

HK in Morning

Back in HongKong

2005-- A new continuation or an old begining?

___I always believed that the years we go through as like Chinese cuisine dishes. They come in orders, one after another, plates after plates. Some dishes are hot while others are cold, but one similarity defines them together: each and every dish begins on a 'clean slate', on a plate of its own, completely clean and unmixed with previous items.


And that is why people always make new year resolutions. In hopes that their resolutions can keep their dish clean. However, this year, I really feel that this is not so.

Life is linked in decades,
decades in years,
years in days,
days in hours,
hours in minutes,
minute in seconds.
Everything and anything is closely linked to each other. An old year does not end and a new year begins independently, instead, they simply transit from one to the other, second by the second. Although I believe that every second is another chance for change, I must agree that like a child's game of dominoes, every flick we carried out last year will link and link to this year's. To have a blind new year resolution is to delude myself into believing that I can press a reset button and reverse all the falling dominoes. Everything I did last year cannot be ignored and changed, the person I was last year will still be the person I will be this year. The bitter and the sweet. I therefore, unlike every year I have done before, have not a new year resolution. Do not get me wrong, its not that I dont give a care about improving myself, its just that I have finally realised that a resolution cannot be used as a reset trigger. (and hence I will not continue with a resolution until I have finally feel satfisfied with what it means) Anyways, I feel that I should not rely on a resolution to trim myself.

now on to more serious matters:


Orientation 2005: MosAiC
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To my Tiripscaian of ZIRKAI:

You Guys TOTALLY rocked!! I am not saying this cos I'm your mehv but seriously, you guys are.... *wow* The whole reason orientation was so damn cool was cause of you guys!!! I never ever expected you guys to be so VeRy **GROOVY**and SOooO** N2**
I am not bullshitting when I say this but, you guys have Serious potential. Although it has been barely a school week, I can already see many of you as future student leaders, OGLs and councillors. Keep it Up! remember, you guys are ** N2**
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To my fellow Mehv:

Rou Hui, Daph, Thank you guys so so much for helping me out with everything. If you guys weren't there to support me at times, I'm sure I would have broken down from all the work. I must thank the both of you especially on the days where you had to handle the Esprit single handedly... wooo :-D Once again, Thank you.

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To Orientation Adhoc and Fellow Councillors:

I really gotten to know you guys better during this time. The bonds, the laughs and the eaten biscuits, all these experience are truly unforgetable. The late nights we had, the panic we went through when Sherman's hideout was discovered....
I would really really really miss these times. Even in planning time of december itself; I would still slightly tear at the memoriers of us slacking in each other's house and the council room thinking of the kooky Esprit names, the LAME storyline. Ohh, who could forget our proposal for Chancellor Grendalis to wear a grass dress with a coconut bikini top that leaves splinters? Hahaha.... I would miss everything.

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To my classmates of AA2:

Shit! I miss you guys so damn much. 2 months without your shit is really awkward, it there is any reason to look forward to school again is because of AA2. Looking to you guys' lameness and gang-up punching and stuff....

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To GOD:

Dear God, I give most thanks to you. Everything above is possible due to you. The miraculous holding up of rain during orientation, my damn N2 OG, my friends. Everything is possible in your name. Screw Adidas, All I need it you and impossible is Truly nothing. I love you AMEN.