Public Blooper

I'm the best. No, seriously. It has been a very long while since I last made a public announcement, and today's results can be summarised as one word. : 'OUch"

It seems that no matter what approach I use, the highly N2-siastic or the mightilly stoned, I ca't help but end up being subjected to Public humiliation. My Heartlights video went greatly but the skit... arghhh

__Julia: "...you could also sign up as a Heartlights committee member at the CIP noticeboard"
__ Me: "(short pause, looking at script) So... What are You waiting for? Join us today and touch other people's (another short pause, looking at script) ...lives " *school erupts into laughter*

In case you missed the blooper, this is what the audience heard me say: " Join us today and touch other people"

Har Har Har. I'll go dig a hole.