Blind

The River Side.
A pastor was conducting a baptism ceromony when a rowdy drunkard came stumbling in.
Seeing how the drunkard was curious he invited him up to prevent him from causing more trouble.
"Would you like to meet Jesus?"
"aye--"
The pastor took the drunkard by his collar and dunked him underwater. After 10 seconds, he brought him up.
"Have you found Jesus?"
"err, no! i -'aven't---"
Before he could finish, his head went down again. This time for 30 seconds.

"Have you found Jesus?!"
" I still 'aven't Reverend-"
Down again. This time for almost a full minute.

"Have You found Jesus?!"
Petrified and confused, the drunkard wiped the water away from his eyes and asked

"Are you sure this is where he fell?"