Its the little difference

Guys vs Girls:
Case 1:
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topic: Tang-Yuan (Glutinous rice dumpling soup)

Me: Oh, I remember eating them during Freshmen Orientation.
Candy: No... where got?
Me: At Beach Road! Remember?
Candy: No... oh wait, Shannon was feeding us stuff.
Me: Ya, that is tung-yuan lah! Oh wait... Shannon was there?
Candy: Yeah. I remember the person, but not the food.
Me: Well... I remember the food but not the person.
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Case 2:
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Topic: Porn

Cheryl: I DON'T understand why guys must look at porn!
Me: What's wrong about it? We.... just have to at times.
Cheryl: I know it, but it just cannot accept it.
Me: We have our urges....
Cheryl: YAH! But how come we can control? I can't accept why guys just contol restrain themselves.


[short silence]



Me: Can you live the rest of your life without make-up?
Cheryl: NO!... never!... oh wait.... err.....
[nuff said]
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