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This blog post is for Shannon because he was being a mean girl to Jac after wrongly assuming that she was trying to blackmail him.
So here’s a 200 word blog entry about Shannon.
Shannon is a guy, not a girl. He is also human by the way, contrary to popular belief. He wears caps not because he has bed hair everyday, but because his hair is freakingly awesome and like, people might swoon to death if he doesn’t wear caps.
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Shannon’s Chinese name is XUANAN. His Mac is called Xuannie and his phone is called XUANNIE TOO. Or something. He is very creative in naming his belongings.
Shannon’s Nokia charger is spoilt. And so is his Mac battery. But his brain is still functioning, I think.
Shannon has a friend named Pedro also known as PIXIEDUST. Shannon’s friend Jac thinks that Pedro rocks because he willingly put this post up here, potentially tainting his blog.
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Shannon lives in Serangoon, far away from human civilisation and this is getting boring. How am I supposed to churn out 5 of these entries? Oh well, I’ll figure something out. Yes, I will. Thanks for helping Pixiedust!!
Word count: 200