Best Comeback in days

he: me.
" I don't like the way you put your things around(aggressive look)"
'-and I don't like the way you deal with people.(smirk)'
"But did you know that when I was in unit, we fuck the specs-"
'And that is why units are stuck with missions with wooden targets and invisible bullets while we train real recruits"

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. This is not an insult to friends in unit, just those who think that they are one-bar generals