Pastor-br each

Trivial posts should be removed, and so should this. Let me tell you a story of a pastor.


Off in a village in the corner of your mind,
conceals an old village, last of its kind.
Within the bamboo fences and the dried leaves poles,
lived a group of folks, the simple bawds and blokes.

There lived Pastor H who paved in his hut,
Crumpled verses through his mouth as he struts.
In abstract, he is right, he is holy testaments,
In villagers' eyes, another foolish rant.

So he was consulted by Farmer bill in a haste;
" Which Between my chickens and eggs should I raise?"
Pastor H folded his arms, and raised voice
"we should be asking whether chicken or the egg came first"

"In the holy book, God made all thing that crawl, walk and fly.
Thus I conclude that chicken came first, I know more than you.
I am right, and so I am. Chicken came first, don't ask me why.
I am correct and I so am I"

The villages looked at him in utter most awe,
3 seconds before they walked out the door.
"The only thing from his sermon that we can deduct
is that he is one hell of a dumb _ "

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I apologize to all pastors out there. This is not a generalisation of pastors.