4/10/2005

Jackistory

Below are some observations I have made recently

2003(sec.4) -- I was the sharp tongue of the hostel. I could insult anyone I wished to, weather them down into a speechless rubble.

2004(JC1) -- I no longer insult on impulse but I still retain the ability to redirect any insults and jack the offending person.

2005(JC2) -- I have lost all ability to jack and have ironically become the jacked to the extent of even being jacked by teachers.

Last night -- I am jacked publicly so badly, I felt like plunging my head into my carbonara if marc and audrey did not splash (note: not drip) tabasco sauce into it.