Phony calls

Freaking Hell. Maybe it's a mood swing, maybe it's not, but I just suddenly feel pissed with everything.
Every face, every TV show, every display on the computer screen and (most importantly) every single frick'in phone call and message I get on my phone.
I had not 1, not 2, But (in cheena accent) 'I say NoooOOOoo', 6 bloody calls and sms from fellow friends asking me to switch moring duties with them. Sorry guys, I don't mean to say this in spite but:

WHAT is it with you guyS? I know that you probably did't know that 5 other people happen to have the same cosmic fate as you on this apolyptical morning but life isn't imperfect if you don't report exactly half an hour before reporting time. Or is it something of a deeper reason,Like what? you've got a religious obligation from eating breakfast at burger king?

I don't feel like apologising for whatever I said, so I won't. I feel pissed furthermore by the act of people who calling me to question me on questions that could be answered using common sense. Sheesh. I know I am stupid, but I am not THAT stupid.

In accordance to the recent turn of unfortunate events, I reluctantly* switch off my hand phone. I apologise* for any inconvenience caused Suuuuckers!