Geographical mistake.

I was dumped, cheated, dupped. Geography wriggled out of my hand and I lost it in the same way as I lost econs. I feel that I have been stripped clean naked, humiliated and proded by the two plain questions that confronted me today. I mugged, read and mugged, yet in the irony of Pedro-ness, everything fails in the end. Why oh why? I stepped into the hall with a slight gurgling in my stomach (like that when you see that special someone) as I recieved my question paper face down. A slight foresight? I ignored and carelessy flipped it around only have have those 2 ... monsters pouncing on to me. Like a ' meat on the chopping board', I was engulfed, clawed, chewed, gnawed and finally spat out again. Yet in irony, it was 2 of the simplest questions one could imagine:
a) how does beach sediment materials get transported by wave action?
b) how does Geology influence the cliff plan and face?
so simple, and yet.....